Forget Linux, Forget Unix, Forget MacWhatever, forget Windows, and any other OS you may be using.
Say hello to PostOS. PostOS is built on PostgreSQL technology and fits you like a glove.
The built-in planner watches you type (or stare in confusion) and creates a composite image of what kind of person you are and
what behavior it should emulate. It's integrated monitor display and speakers are used to provide information as well as to watch and hear your every move. The built-in image recognition system (an extension to the PostGIS extension), can distinguish between members of your family and can impersonate them as well and change behavior accordingly.