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    <title>Postgres OnLine Journal - joke</title>
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    <title>CatchMe - Microsoft SQL Server for Unix and Linux</title>
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            <category>new in postgresql</category>
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    &lt;p&gt;Today Microsoft unveiled their top secret project code named &lt;b&gt;CatchMe&lt;/b&gt;.
This is their new flagship database for Linux and Unix based on predominantly the
PostgreSQL 9.0 code base, but with an emulation layer that makes it behave like SQL Server
2008 R2.  Unlike the Windows SQL Server 2008 R2 product, this version is completely free and
open source under the Microsoft Public License (Ms-PL).  Downloads for the RCs of these will be available soon.  Please stay tuned.
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Reporter Dat A. Base managed to get an exclusive interview with the head of the
project, Quasi Modo.  The transcript follows:&lt;/p&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.postgresonline.com/journal/archives/155-CatchMe-Microsoft-SQL-Server-for-Unix-and-Linux.html#extended&quot;&gt;Continue reading &quot;CatchMe - Microsoft SQL Server for Unix and Linux&quot;&lt;/a&gt;
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    <pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 12:42:23 -0400</pubDate>
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    <title>Many changes in PostgreSQL</title>
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    <author>nospam@example.com (Leo Hsu and Regina Obe)</author>
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    &lt;p&gt;Today was a very eventful day for PostgreSQL.  We&#039;ll cover these changes in a bit.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h4&gt;Massive Forking of PostgreSQL project&lt;/h4&gt;
&lt;p&gt;First in PostgreSQL Announcements - David Fetter announces massive forking of the PostgreSQL project
in several factions.  We now have the following -- so take your pick:
&lt;OL&gt;
	&lt;LI&gt;Shizzle: High-performance and Feature-Free&lt;/LI&gt;
	&lt;LI&gt;MaryMary: Compiled with libhaltingproblem&lt;/LI&gt;
	&lt;LI&gt;Narcona: Painless installation and setup&lt;/LI&gt;
	&lt;LI&gt;OurThing: Lots of sources, based in Sicily&lt;/LI&gt;
	&lt;LI&gt;XPostgres: Everybody who&#039;s ever worked on Postgres code, back to UC Berkeley and Illustra.&lt;/LI&gt;
	&lt;LI&gt;Moon/PostgreSQL: Corporate support, as long as it lasts.&lt;/LI&gt;
&lt;/OL&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I feel this may be good for the community
because it is hard to satisfy all these factions in one project.  Now perhaps the newsgroups will be a bit calmer.&lt;/p&gt;


&lt;h4&gt;PgAdmin has come to an end -- make way for OpenPgAdmin &lt;/h4&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://pgsnake.blogspot.com/2009/04/goodbye.html&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Dave Page&lt;/a&gt; announced today that the PgAdmin  team received an offer they couldn&#039;t refuse from a very
big software company yet to be announced.  So they are closing PgAdmin and you will soon be able to purchase
the services and support contracts from this new company.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Not to worry, Devrim Gunduz, has forked PgAdmin to form &lt;b&gt;OpenPgAdmin&lt;/b&gt;. You can
check out the site here &lt;a href=&quot;http://openpgadmin.info&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;http://openpgadmin.info&lt;/a&gt;.
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
I must say as much as we are saddened to see the PgAdmin group leave for more fun escapades,  We are happy we finally have an administration tool that has the word &lt;b&gt;Open&lt;/b&gt; in its name.
If it starts with Open, its got to be open. Now all we need is an OpenPost PostgreSQL fork to go with it.  OpenPost I think
will be easier to pronounce than PostgreSQL and Postgres and it has Open in its name.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;So to add to the list of PostgreSQL project forks, I would like to see another project fork&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;OpenPost&lt;/b&gt;: Its free, open source, fast, feature-rich, easy to use and best of all you can pronounce it and its open.&lt;/p&gt;
 
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    <pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 08:26:00 -0400</pubDate>
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